I knew I knew look from somewhere!
[switches to mother tongue to talk shit about you]
This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…
THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS
I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head
Cat: WHO IS THIS BATH FOR
IT’S FOR ME ISN’T IT
HUMAN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
Lol i loved that face!!
An 8-year-old’s homework. via
and he got a fucking star
"Mrs. Lecter, while I appreciate his creativity, I have some concerns with little Hannibal’s response to his question…"
"give me one good reason to watch Frozen"
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.