kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

» via  sororicida   (originally  holymaurymotherofgod)
6 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 2:06pm 1,519,891 notes

(x)

» via  klloydbanks   (originally  ourdrunkitchen)
6 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 2:05pm 40,385 notes

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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» via  arkadefire   (originally  zachsgay)
7 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 2:05pm 1,034,344 notes
Whatever — the soup is getting cold.
~ Last sentence of a mathematical theorem in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebook, 1518 (x)
» via  lifeasaweapon   (originally  free-parking)
7 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 2:05pm 45,709 notes

pu-mpkin:

why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

» via  marypopppins   (originally  ecydisis)
8 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 2:04pm 115,489 notes

queef-richards:

they’re not old men…….they’re vintage

» via  dreaminshadows   (originally  queef-richards)
8 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 2:04pm 2,457 notes

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

» via  sherlockismysuicidenote   (originally  dlubes)
8 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 2:04pm 83,307 notes
» via  jamestiberiusperfhair   (originally  nerdsandgamersftw)
8 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 2:04pm 345,621 notes

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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» via  xofrnksbutt   (originally  reifaun)
25 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 1:47pm 171,502 notes

bombing:

finally made the jump to Windows XP and let me tell you, this is some thoroughly kickass software

» via  jamestiberiusperfhair   (originally  bombing)
25 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 1:47pm 327 notes

Something sort of dark. Like it was running. Running which way? Towards us.

» via  the-amazing-spiderass   (originally  expelliarmus)
28 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 1:44pm 1,953 notes

petervidani:

Me at work

» via  jamestiberiusperfhair   (originally  tactical-facepalm)
28 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 1:44pm 232 notes

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

» via  lulz-time   (originally  croutoncat)
29 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 1:43pm 287,203 notes

kansass:

Being depressed is not poetic or beautiful it’s sad and awful please don’t glorify it ever

» via  mychemicalovaries   (originally  kansass)
29 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 1:43pm 38,312 notes

the-king-of-coney-island:

insanity-and-vanity:

Donnie Darko (2001)

⊱♛⊰

» via  jamestiberiusperfhair   (originally  insanity-and-vanity)
29 minutes ago on 1 October 2014 @ 1:43pm 32,432 notes