May 2013
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
amerrypotterurl:
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom
KFC
sarlaccvagina:
petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
“Misha talked about Castiel’s clothes. The question was what would Cas wear now...”
–
x
(via castielism)
thelawisnotbooped:
do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION
drkarayua:
mishasubi:
i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven
danceswithdoritos:
draemishs:
coolasacalliope:
thedoctorpottergames:
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US
AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED
IT WAS EVERYWHERE
IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
undercover-witch:
microcroft:
urban legends (◠‿◠✿)
scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
i finally started watching doctor who
doctorwho:
siriuswack:
so much of the internet makes more sense now.
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
how to prepare for exams: cry
rneowies:
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
allons-y-mywayward-slytherin:
the sacrifice in 8x23 is dean’s heterosexuality
lilacid:
niggaqueef:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
a refresher of things that happened on a tv show...
fugivity:
Read More
ALL OF YOU GET INTO THE SUPERNATURAL HUG CIRCLE I...
pleasewaituntil:
mishagetsmekilled:
satanhasamoose:
army-men-and-legos:
mrsfaithwinchester:
wizardlife:
booktick:
babyangelcastiel:
If Dean and Castiel don’t reconcile and have a talk tonight I swear I will throw a massive tantrum and probably cry a lot. I swear. Don’t do this to me, Supernatural, don’t make me wait four months for them to be okay.
How to read any John Green book
Step 1: Read book
Step 2: Finish book
Step 3: Wander around in a confused stupor for a week and question your entire existence and every decision you've ever made
jardestiel:
she-wants-the-doitsu:
lestrade:
yo i think we already know the doctor’s name
that guy looks like a mix of tom hiddleston and jesus
jesus and tom hiddleston’s love child
Reblog if you ever
- made your self throw up
- starved
- took a razor to your skin
- felt like your not good enough
- thought about suicide
- attempted suicide
- burnt your self
- got bullied
- been called ugly/fat etc..
- or harmed your self in any way
- cried your self to sleep
- been abused
I will message every fucking single one of you.
lzbth:
lzbth:
it’s raining really heavily so i just put my coat under the shower for a minute and hung it up on the radiator so mum will think i went to college and possibly even feel bad about me being out in the rain and make me a cup of tea
I found the perfect umbrellas
raggedy-spaceman:
